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iaminspectorspacetime:

needlesslydefiantwithtea:

televisionismypatronus:

mystolenthunder:

yourlandladynotyourmanservant:

myrealityisobscured:

sussexdowns:

murrehtrishoos:

sussexdowns:

murrehtrishoos:

theraggedyhipster:

SHERLOCK THESE ARE NOT THE WORST THINGS ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU

#we will never be short of body parts #i do not approve of using the kitchen for something as silly as food #my brother will probably kidnap you every so often #our flat will be searched for drugs occasionally #the rent will fluctuate depending on bullet holes explosion damage or acid corrosion #also you will never be allowed any other friends

#none of your property is sacred#personal space is a non-issue#all your money are belong to me#you are expected not to leave the house unless following after myself#starving is always a possibility#as is ingesting toxins by mistake#insults will be issued on a regular basis#oh and don’t mind that smell it’s just Mrs Hudson in the flat below — she does enjoy her soothers…

#you will have to cook and do the washing up and even my laundry #and apologize to everyone on my behalf because i’m a twat #the violin-playing will be dismal and out of tune and not actually have any semblance to music#also it will be played at random times like four in the morning #you might be taken hostage or hurt every so often #and oh #you will have to do the shopping of course #don’t forget the milk

#You’ll be expected to come when I call#A bit like a dog actually#But a dog that understands text messages…#Actually speaking of text messages: you’ll be expected to send my texts when I am too lazy to do so myself and this includes times when you are half way across London and have to run all the way back#Also you’ll have to ignore your doctor’s instincts because I don’t take shit from anyone and I’ll neglect food and load up on excessive amounts of nicotine patches and punch sleep in it’s metaphorical face if I want to because I can and there’s nothing you can do about it#My brother will stop by more regularly than pleasurable and probably victimize you with insults you won’t even understand until three days later#Which I may also do at times#You’ll be doing all of the house keeping because our landlady is in fact not a housekeeper and I can’t be bothered to do anything about that but make bigger messes so good luck with that#The bills and all manner of unpleasant business will be your responsibility#Including dealing with Anderson after I tell him off#And you’ll inevitably have to deal with the fact that people are going to assume that I not only dominate all of your time and effort in every day life but also you in the bedroom#They’re going to call you gay John#Very very gay

THEY ARE GOING TO CALL YOU GAY JOHN

VERY VERY GAY

^

This post just keeps getting better and better every time it appears on my dash. 

ALWAYS REBLOG.

this is a thing of fucking beauty

Don’t forget Cluedo.

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thefourteenthdoctor:

yourherojunior:

AND

AND WATCH IT SPIN!!:D

It spins if you just press alt though?

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makememandy:

barrett-the-babe:

merlinsshaggyleft:

A paradox.  After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.

I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.

Cannot stop watching.

I think that says something fundemental about human nature. I’m just not sure what it is, yet.

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i-believe-in-johnlock:

the-curtain-rises:

agreatermassofdeath:

dalmonite:

zeedikay:

jocosejoni:

tickingtimebox:

mortson:

di0medes:

bambi-bird:

1. Open this tab.
2. Open this tab.
3. Open this tab.

I will never not reblog.

Absolutely amazing

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rsharky:

jillypooh:

m-san:

wutrobert:

tomato-jellyfish:

beinghipsteristoomainstream:

jobforacowboi:

theglitterandglamour:

chokeonmyhalo:

jenadirectioner:

Rule 3 of Tumblr: When you see this post, you ALWAYS reblog.

Literally the best thing I’ve ever reblogged. I love this video so much. I can’t even.

Best Thing Ever

Crying

Holy fuck I died

WHO IS THIS MAN? I MUST MARRY HIM.

I just reblogged this video literally an hour ago but I don’t give a single fuck

I just died 

Never not reblog

ALWAYS REBLOGGGGG

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I’d be the Doctor. Even though I’d be lonely and have to deal with all the horrible things that happened, it’d be worth it to show people the universe and watch the wonder on their faces.

(Source: doctor-who-companion)

yourjoshhutcherson:

I told her most of the time it’s because of kids being bullied.

She said not many people get bullied that she sees.

You don’t have to see it for it to be happening.

I want to show her something.

Reblog if you’ve ever been bullied.

If you were ever called fat, ugly, a hoe, slut, bitch, anything that hurt you.

If you were ever shoved around.

Made fun of for being yourself.

Beat up.

Anything to hurt you.

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littleelotte:

Someone said that to me earlier this week, and I was at such a loss for words that I let the remark pass. But then I went through the terribly frustrating experience of thinking of a million perfect retorts after the conversation is long dead, and I wanted to share them with…

(Source: meliss-adventures)

whocrafts:

whocrafts:

WhoCrafts is proud to present our second biannual giveaway! We’ve got a load of great prizes for you, once again donated by some very talented Whovians:

• TARDIS shot glass from Emily (etsy / facebook)
• Dalek hat from Noli (etsy / tumblr)
• Steampunk TARDIS necklace from Fallon (etsy)
• 10th and 11th Doctor badges from Olivia (etsy)
• (3) TARDIS hat & scarf crochet patterns from Lorna (etsy / website)
• Bannakaffalatta mini-book keychain/magnet from Erin (etsy / facebook)
• Tenth Doctor plush from Juliana (etsy / tumblr)
• (2 pair) Bowtie earrings from Squeeka (etsy / facebook)
• TARDIS necklace from Lisa (etsy)
• (3) Mini Ood plushies from Lu (tumblr)
• Paper snowflakes (more photos) from Lu (tumblr)
• (3) Cross-stitched ornaments and keychain from Cait (etsy / tumblr)
• Plastic canvas cross-stitched TARDIS from Erin
• Adipose plush made by me (pattern)

TO ENTER:

1. Follow WhoCrafts on tumblr.
2. Reblog this post.
   - One reblog per day. No giveaway blogs. Likes don’t count.

That’s it! We will randomly select several winners after the giveaway ends on March 17.

If you have any questions, check out our giveaway FAQ page.

One week left, guys!

(Source: doctor-who-companion)